The Abstract Portal already slaps, but it’s about to get a glow-up—and we just got a sneak peek at what’s coming next.

Spoiler: one of them is dark mode, so you can finally stop feeling like your eyeballs are getting flashbanged every time you open the site at night.

Here’s the breakdown.

🚀 What’s Coming to the Abstract Portal?

1. Follow Users & Streamers

Finally. The social layer is getting social. You’ll soon be able to follow your favorite shitposters, XP grinders, and onchain DJs directly inside the portal.

Imagine Twitter and Twitch had a baby... and then that baby started farming XP.

2. Revamped Trading UI

Because clicking through five menus just to swap tokens felt like solving a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. The new UI promises smoother trades, cleaner visuals, and less accidental fat-finger market buys at 2am.

3. Token Verification

No more mystery meat coins. This will help separate the legit from the rug, so you don’t wake up wondering why your entire bag is now worth $6 and a regret smoothie.

4. Dark Mode

You asked. You begged. You memed. It’s finally here. Praise be. 🌑

👀 But Here’s What We Want Next

This isn’t just a portal—it’s the front door to the entire Abstract universe. So yeah, we’ve got a few wishlist items.

🔔 Real-Time Notifications

Let me know when I earn XP. Or when a whale snipes my trade. Or when a stream goes live. Just hit me with dopamine like it’s TikTok.

📦 Bundle Trading

Trade tokens, NFTs, and your remaining will to live—all in one click. The future is modular. Why are we still doing one swap at a time?

🧠 Stream-to-Earn

If I’m watching some absolute lunatic YOLO into a meme coin on stream, I deserve XP too. Viewers are users. Reward the lurkers.

📌 Custom Dashboards

Let me build my own layout. I want to see my top projects, my P&L, and my gas fees mocking me—my way.

🧃 Real Talk

Abstract isn’t just building tools—it’s building culture. This latest update proves it’s more than just a chain with cool apps. It’s a full-blown onchain city.

But like any good city, we want more:

• More features
• More weirdness
• More reasons to stay logged in

So now we’re flipping it to you:

👉 What’s the next feature you want to see in the Abstract Portal?
Drop it in the replies, tag a dev, manifest it into reality.

And if you're reading this in light mode... we’re judging you.